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Common Sense Optional

I don’t understand why people feel so strongly about tattoos. I mean, the common argument usually involves them being super-duper meaningful. “I got a cross because I love Jesus!” Yeah? So do 2.1 billion other humans. “I got my kids’ names because they’re my life!” Sorry about that torn vagina of yours though. Don’t get me wrong, tattoos are beautiful ways to express shit but folks (primarily aged 18-24) gotta stop forming one big clique based on their ink. Unless you have notches tattooed on your genitals indicating the number of people you’ve fucked, you’re probably doing it wrong. By that I mean, boasting your contribution to biological evolution should be the only thing meaningful enough to tattoo on yourself.